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YOU HAVE TO LOVE A GOOD NURSE

I got this from my mom, who is a retired nurse...

A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well; however, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in his crotch. Worried that it might be a second surgery and the doctors hadn't told him about it, he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown up enough so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable. Taped firmly across his pubic hair and private parts were three wide strips of adhesive tape, the kind that doesn't come off easily --- if at all. Written on the tape in large black letters was the sentence, 'Get well soon . from the nurse in the Jeep you pulled over last week.'

Kinda brings tears to your eyes doesn't it.

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ROTF!!!

Kelly, thank you for that laugh!!! You can't beat a good laugh!!! Brenda C.

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Yup!

vengance was hers!

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Good One

Paybacks are hell!
thanks for the laugh Kelly!

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