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Have You Got Room For ONE More?

jeauxbertjjeauxbert Posts: 953
edited 06/11/2012 - 8:22 AM in Lighten and Brighten
A man checks into an hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely. He thought, I'll call one of those girls you see advertised on the cabs. image:)" alt=">:)" height="20" />

As luck would have it, he had to use a cab for his business meeting that day and saw an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs..... well, you get the picture! He copied the phone number and returned to his hotel.

When back in the room he figures, what the heck, give her a call...

'Hello,' the woman says......... God, she sounded sexy.
'Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and Iwant it now. Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night; tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything you want! Now, how does that sound?'

She says, 'That sounds fantastic, but you need to press 9 for an outside line." #o
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