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Gates vs GM

snookiessnookie Posts: 359
edited 06/11/2012 - 8:22 AM in Lighten and Brighten
Gates vs GM

For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the way
computers have enhanced our lives, read on.

At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the
computer industry with the auto industry & stated, "If GM had kept up
with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be
driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon."

In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release
stating: If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving
cars with the following characteristics (and I just love this part):

1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash........
Twice a day.

2. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to
buy a new car.

3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You
would have to pull to the side of the road, close all of the windows,
shut off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before you could
continue. For some reason you would simply accept this.

4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause
your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would
have to reinstall the engine.

5. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was
reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive - but would run
on only five percent of the roads.

6. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would all
be replaced by a single "This Car Has Performed An Illegal Operation"
warning light.

7. The airbag system would ask "Are you sure?" before deploying.

8. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out
and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door
handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna.

9. Every time a new car was introduced car buyers would have to learn
how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate
in the same manner as the old car.

10. You'd have to press the "Start" button to turn the engine off.


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Comments

  • ...occasionally, your car would decide to only work for 45 minutes without plugging it in to fuel up. So you'd have to take it in, they'd keep it for a month, and when it would come back, not only would it still need frantic fueling, but all of your stuff would be gone, including your radio where you had all your favorite music programmed; the contents of your trunk where all those photos, videos, and work/school papers were; and of course, you'd have to reinstall the car's programs so you could even drive the thing.

    But don't get me wrong, I do love my computer... =((

    ~Lauren
  • snookie--loved GMs comments...too funny.. =)) jade
  • =)) =)) =))

    Thanks for sharing
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