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The ZEN of Life

jeauxbertjjeauxbert Posts: 953
edited 06/11/2012 - 8:22 AM in Lighten and Brighten
The ZEN of Life

1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I
may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me
alone.

2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky
tire.

3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your
neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

4. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

5. Always remember that you're unique.....just like everyone else.

6. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

7. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of
house payments.

8. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.
That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their
shoes.

9. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and
he will sit in a boat all day long.

11. Some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield.

12. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

13. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it
back in your pocket.

14. A closed mouth gathers no foot.

15. Duct tape is like 'The Force'. It has a light side and a dark side, and
it holds the universe together.

16. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

17. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.

18. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

/:)
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Comments

  • OH YA? wimmin dont argue fair... just when you begin to win..they turn on the watterworks,now man feel like poo...

    then wimmin run man all over town,tryin to make up for making woman,making man,making woman feel bad.so..
    man lose again.and still feel like poo..

    man bring home prettys,to make wimmin feel better... woman find new reason to love man...
    Man win...
    until woman read this and start all over..
    so..
    your right, woman always right, until sorrydogman goes to ice house and puffs up and tells all the other guys of how HE has his woman under control,
    gits drunk..and feels like poo...
    woman win again...dang!
  • You made me smile for the first time today, its nearly 11 pm here. Simply must smile at least once a day, just made it ! Thanks !
  • Viking:

    No matter what my day is like, or how I am feeling, Ranch's posts ALWAYS brings a smile to my face (unless they are those thought-provoking poems he writes - then I'm all like: :? )

    Hope everyone here has at least some pain-free moments!

    Jeaux
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