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Signs You Have Joined A Cheap HMO

snookiessnookie Posts: 359
edited 06/11/2012 - 8:22 AM in Lighten and Brighten
9. Directions to your doctor's office include, "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."

8. The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgsicles.

7. The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.

6. The only item listed under Preventive Care coverage is "An apple a day."

5. Your "primary care physician" is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.

4. "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges" is not a typo.

3. The only expense covered 100% is embalming.

2. With your last HMO, your Prozac didn't come in different colors with little "M"s on them.

And the Number 1 Sign You've Joined a Cheap HMO is

1. You ask for Viagra; you get a Popsicle stick and duct tape.
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  • =)) And you call their toll-free number and get the following recording "We're sorry, the number you have just dialed is no longer in service. Please check the number and dial again." And you dial again and get the same recording!
    :D jade
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