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KIDS!!!.....

MelissaJoMMelissaJo Posts: 196
edited 06/11/2012 - 8:23 AM in Lighten and Brighten


>For all of you in education, with sons, grandsons, or who
>just love the things little kids say ~ a reminder that adult words are often taken literally.....
>
>"Circumcised"
>
>A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class
>was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying
>attention.
>
>She went back to find out what was going on.
>
>He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just
>recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy.
>
>The teacher told him to go down to the principals offi! ce.
>He was to telephone his mother and ask her what he should do
>about it.
>
>He did and returned to his class.
>
>Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the room.
>
>She went back to investigate only to find him sitting at
>his desk with his "private part" hanging out.
>
>"I thought I told you to call your mom!" she said.
>
>"I did," he said, "And she told me that if I could stick it
>out till noon, she'd come and pick me up from school." 8} =))



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