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REd Tomatoes

MelissaJoMMelissaJo Posts: 196
edited 06/11/2012 - 8:23 AM in Lighten and Brighten



Red Tomatoes
A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn't seem
to get her tomatoes to turn red. One day, while taking a
stroll, she came upon a gentleman neighbor who had the most
beautiful garden full of huge red tomatoes. The woman asked
the gentlemen, "What do you do to get your tomatoes so red?"
The gentlemen responded, "Well, twice a day I stand in front
of my tomato garden naked in my trench coat and flash. My
tomatoes turn red from blushing so much." Well, the woman
was so impressed; she decided to try doing the same thing
to her tomato garden to see if it would work. So twice a
day for two weeks she flashed her garden hoping for the
best. One day the gentleman was passing by and asked
the woman, "By the way, how did you make out? Did your
tomatoes turn red?" "No", she replied, "but my
cucumbers are enormous."

I know that was kind of cheesy but cute!
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