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snookiessnookie Posts: 359
edited 06/11/2012 - 8:23 AM in Lighten and Brighten
A few minutes before the church services started, the towns-people
were sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at
the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for
the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get
away from evil incarnate. Soon everyone had exited the church except
for one elderly gentleman named Marcus Paolini who sat calmly in his pew without moving,
seeming oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his
So Satan walked up to the old man and said; "Don't you know who I am?"

Marc replied, "Yep, sure do."

"Aren't you afraid of me?" Satan asked.

"Nope, sure ain't." said the old man.

"Don't you realize I can kill you with a word?" asked Satan.

"Don't doubt it for a minute," returned the old man, in an even tone.

"Did you know that I could cause you profound, horrifying, AGONY for

all eternity?" persisted Satan.

"Yep," was the calm reply from Marcus.

"And you're still not afraid?" asked Satan.

"Nope," said the old man.

More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, "Well, why aren't you

afraid of me?"

The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for 48 years."



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