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Definitions

snookiessnookie Posts: 359
edited 06/11/2012 - 8:23 AM in Lighten and Brighten
ADULT:

A person who has stopped growing
at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

BEAUTY PARLOR:

A place where women curl up
and dye.

CANNIBAL:

Someone who is fed up with
people.

CHICKENS:

The only animals you eat
before they are born and after they are dead.

COMMITTEE:

A body that keeps minutes
and wastes hours.

DUST:

Mud with the juice squeezed
out.

EGOTIST:

Someone who is usually
me-deep in conversation.

HANDKERCHIEF:

Cold Storage.

INFLATION:

Cutting money in half
without damaging the paper.

MOSQUITO:

An insect that makes you
like flies better.

RAISIN:

Grape with a sunburn.

SECRET:

Something you tell to one
person at a time.

SKELETON:

A bunch of bones with the
person scraped off.

TOOTHACHE:

The pain that drives you to
extraction.

TOMORROW:

One of the greatest labor
saving devices of today.

YAWN:

An honest opinion openly
expressed.

and MY Personal Favorite!!

WRINKLES:

Something other people
have, similar to my character lines.
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