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Facts About Men (from a woman's perspective)

AnonymousUserAAnonymousUser Posts: 49,731
edited 06/11/2012 - 8:23 AM in Lighten and Brighten
1. Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.

2. Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

3. Men who have tattoos think they have a piece of artwork on them. Yeah, like a flaming skull is art?

4. Men are very confident people. My husband is so confident that when he watches sports on television, he thinks that if he concentrates he can help his team. If the team is in trouble, he coaches the players from our living room, and if they're really in trouble, I have to get off the phone in case they call him.

5. Men like phones with lots of buttons. It makes them feel important.

6. Men love to be the first to read the newspaper in the morning. Not being the first is upsetting to their psyches.

7. All men are afraid of eyelash curlers. I sleep with one under my pillow, instead of a gun.

8. A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe.

9. All men hate to hear "We need to talk about our relationship." These seven words strike fear in the heart of even General Schwartzkopf.

10. Men are sensitive in strange ways If a man has built a fire and the last log does not burn, he will take it personally.

11. Men have an easier time buying bathing suits, Women have two types: depressing and more depressing Men have two types: nerdy and not nerdy.


12. Men have higher body temperatures than women If your heating goes out in winter, I recommend sleeping next to a man. Men are like portable heaters that snore.

13. Women take clothing much more seriously than men I've never seen a man walk into a party and say "Oh no, I'm so embarrassed; I've got to get out of here. There's another man wearing a black tuxedo."

14. Most men hate to shop That's why the men's department is usually on the first floor of a department store, two inches from the door.

15. If a man prepares dinner for you and the salad contains three or more types of lettuce, he is serious.

16. If you're dating a man who you think might be "Mr Right," if he a) got older, b) got a new job, or c) visited a psychiatrist, you are in for a nasty surprise. The cocoon-to-butterfly theory only works on cocoons and butterflies.

17. No man is charming all of the time Even Cary Grant is on record saying he wished he could be Cary Grant.

18. When four or more men get together, they talk about sports.

19. When four or more women get together, they talk about men.

20. Men are less sentimental than women. No man has ever seen the movie THE WAY WE WERE twice, voluntarily.

21. Most women are introspective: "Am I in love? Am I emotionally and creatively fulfilled?" Most men are outrospective: "Did my team win? How's my car?"

22. If a man says, "I'll call you," and he doesn't, he didn't forget.. he didn't lose your number.. he didn't die. He just didn't want to call you.

23. Men hate to lose. I once beat my husband at tennis I asked him, "Are we going to have fun again?" He said, "Maybe.. next year."

24. Getting rid of a man without hurting his masculinity is a problem "Get out" and "I never want to see you again" might sound like a challenge If you want to get rid of a man, I suggest saying, "I love you.. I want to marry you.. I want to have your children." Sometimes they leave skid marks.

25. Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with super- heroes. Women have bad self-images because they grow up identifying with Barbie.

26. Male menopause is a lot more fun than female menopause With female menopause you gain weight and get hot flashes. Male menopause - you get to flirt with young girls and drive motorcycles.

27. Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports They've already forgotten what happened.
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Comments

  • made me giggle! patsy
  • OK, I am not sure which woman was asked?? :/ jade
  • I was thinkin', Jade. Tattoos not being art and men not liking to shop? Um, I never met a guy who didn't like shopping for stuff for his favorite sport (surfboard, golf clubs, motorcycle, etc). And even I'm kinda scared of eyelash curlers...they can be really mean! Plus, as was just brought up in another post, someone better let this girl know that if she's marrying a guy w/ earrings, she should watch out cause he might be swingin' his bat both ways...(was that inappropriate??? :SS ) ~Lauren
  • uh oh.. never thought about both earrings meaning anything.. :jawdrop: jade
  • such a good read!!
    27 very good point i must say!!

    LOVE PAULA
  • :D You made me laugh with that remark! :))( Come on, what's so bad about an eyelash curler? ~X( I couldn't leave the house without one! :H
  • =)) I got a good laugh at this thread! But there are 3 that I identified with.
    #12- My husband is definately warm and toasty in the winter, great to curl up to, just a little too warm in the summer though! >:D<
    #15- My husband is a HUGE salad eater, and he uses many types of lettuce. I guess I'll keep him, this is a good sign right? :X
    #24- For the single woman out there? This ones for you! Just say these words to that jerk you want to get rid of and all you'll see is a smokey fog from their turbo charge getting them out of there as fast as they can! =))
  • 46 y/o and have never said, nor heard another man say; "wow, check out the curly eyelashes on that babe there"....LMAO. Seriously, i found one of the devices y'all are referring to in my cousins bathroom when i was a kid. Most things I could figure-out but not that one.I thought i might have found something and could be the first to tell all the guys about. I just couldn't for the life of me figure out what it was. There was all this black goop in the little semi-circ part. Scarey.
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