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The Nun

AnonymousUserAAnonymousUser Posts: 49,731
edited 06/11/2012 - 8:24 AM in Lighten and Brighten
A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the
VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he
Is staring.

He replies: 'I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend
You.'
She answers, 'My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am
And have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear
Just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or
Ask that I would find offensive.'

'Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.'

She responds, 'Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have
To be single and #2, you must be Catholic.'

The cab driver is very excited and says, 'Yes, I'm single and Catholic!'

'OK' the nun says. 'Pull into the next alley.' The nun fulfills his
Fantasy, with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get
Back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

'My dear child,' says the nun, 'why are you crying?'

'Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and
I'm Jewish.'

The nun says, 'That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween
Party.'
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