I am not sure if this is funny, or true; could be it's the funny truth?
On July 8, 1947, a little over 60 years ago,witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with fivealiens aboard crashed onto a sheep and cattle ranch just outsideRoswell, New Mexico. This is a well known incident that many say haslong been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and other federal agenciesand organizations. However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of April 1948, ninemonths after that historic day, the following people were born:
Albert A. Gore, Jr.
John F. Kerry
William J. Clinton
Charles E. Schumer
See what happens when aliens breed with sheep? I certainly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you. It did for me. No wonder they support the bill to help illegal aliens! Now You Know.