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TracyLynneTTracyLynne Posts: 598
edited 06/11/2012 - 8:29 AM in Lighten and Brighten
I laughed out loud at this one, so thought I'd share!

A Senior citizen drove his brand new BMW Z4 convertible out of the car salesroom. Taking off down the motorway, he floored it to 160 kmh; enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.

"Amazing!" he thought as he flew down the highway, enjoying pushing the pedal to the metal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a police car behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring.

"I can get away from him - no problem!" thought the elderly nutcase as he floored it to 180Kmh, then 220, then 240Kmh. Suddenly, he thought, "What on earth am I doing? I'm too old for this nonsense!"

So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the police car to catch up with him.

Pulling in behind him, the police officer walked up to the driver's side of the BMW, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 10 minutes. Today is Friday and I'm taking off for the weekend. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."

The man, looked very seriously at the policeman, and replied, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a policeman. I thought you were bringing her back."

"Have a good day, Sir," said the policeman.



  • That's one of the best ones in a long time. Thanks Tracy.
  • Their was these two guys that were the best of friends. One was quite attractive compared to the other one.

    The less attractive feller asked his friend, " How come you get all the girls." He replied, " Well, the trick is to take a medium sized potatoe and put it in your shorts and the girls will flock to you."

    The next day, the less attractive fellar does what his friend told him to do, but everyone laughed at him instead. He douldn't figure out what was wrong. So he asked his friend what the problem was. His friend replied," You were supposed to put the potatoe in the front of your shorts."
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