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weakbackwweakback Posts: 154
edited 06/11/2012 - 8:30 AM in Lighten and Brighten

A man goes into a local restaurant and orders his meal. As he was eating his meal, he dropped his spoon on the floor. The waiter had a spoon in his shirt pocket and handed the man the spoon that was in his pocket. the man questioned his waiter about the spoon in his pocket. the waiter told the man that the company had done a study that showed that 1 out of every 6 patrons drop their spoon during the time that they are eating. So, In order to save time and money in getting a new one , we needed to keep one in our pocket. The man understood that bit of reasoning and proceeded to eat his meal. While doing so the man noticed that his waiter had a string hanging out of his pants zipper. The man again motioned the waiter over to him and asked about the string hanging out of his zipper. the waiter stated that the company had done a study that showed that it would save time and money if the waiter needed to use the restroom, they would not need to wash their hands after going to the bathroom because he did not handle his tally wacker. he just pulled the string and it poped out. The man understood that bit of reasoning and proceeded to eat asked him how in the hell would he get it back in his pants without handeling it. the waiter responded. I don't know about the other waiters. But, I use my spoon! :jawdrop: :sick: :& =))
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