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Installing a Husband

Cath111CCath111 Posts: 3,702
edited 06/11/2012 - 8:30 AM in Lighten and Brighten

Dear Tech Support,

Last year, I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow-down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?




First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 77.

Good Luck Babe!

Tech Support


  • dilaurodilauro ConnecticutPosts: 9,863
    Over a year ago, I tried to install Husband wins argument with Wife 7.12, but do to many pre-requisites and that I had to have 600Gig of hard drive space, I figure, why install that, I will only lose.
    But if you go and install the Patch Boyfriend to Husband 9.4 many of the problems will go away. In fact you should gain the benefits of the unpredictable Boyfriend software and predictability of Husband software.

    List of Pre-Requisites for this important Patch

    Men cook every night and the deluxe version that includes and men clean up after cooking

    Gifts are coming 1.5 That will provide the gentle reminders for Husband to purchase gifts. If they fail in this area, the components NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1 will no longer function and will no longer be available to husband.

    I am glad you are on top of all these software components
    Ron DiLauro Spine-Health System Administrator
    I am not a medical professional. I comment on personal experiences
    You can email me at: rdilauro@veritashealth.com
  • Cathe,

    I've seen the Girlfriend 1.0 to Wife 2.0 upgrade, never this one. That's good stuff! LOL
  • now theres a thought ! =))
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