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The Economy Is So Bad

jeauxbertjjeauxbert Posts: 953
edited 06/11/2012 - 8:31 AM in Lighten and Brighten
OK Peoples - the following observation is only meant in the most light-hearted sense. Not to incite debates on political issues; but I just thought some of these were funny in a twisted sort of way.

The Economy Is So Bad That....

1) CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
2) Jewish women are actually marrying for love.
3) Even people who have nothing to do with the Obama administration aren't paying their taxes.
4) Hotwheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
5) Obama met with small businesses to discuss the Stimulus Package: GE, Pfeizer and Citigroup.
6) McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
7) Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.
8) A truckload of Americans got caught sneaking into Mexico.
9) The most highly-paid job is now jury duty.
10) Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
11) People in Africa are donating money to Americans.
12) Mothers in Ethiopia are telling their kids, "Finish your dinner, there are starving kids in the US."
13) Motel Six won't leave the light on.
14) The Mafia is laying off judges.
15) And finally, Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Hey, neat, the guy who made $50 billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $750 billion disappear.


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