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Uncle Boudreaux's Doctor Visit

jeauxbertjjeauxbert Posts: 953
edited 06/11/2012 - 8:31 AM in Lighten and Brighten
My Uncle Boudreaux walked into his doctor's office and asks Dr. Coullion to inspect his leg. Boudreaux says, "Here, put your ear to my knee."

Dr. Coullion puts his ear to Uncle Boudreaux's knee and hears very faintly, "Come on, can I have five bucks, just five bucks?"

Dr. Coullion steps back in horror, and Boudreaux says, "I know, but it gets worse. Put your ear to my shin."

Dr. Coullion puts his ear to Boudreaux's shin and hears very faintly, "Come on, can I have ten bucks, just ten bucks?"

Once again, Dr. Coullion stands up, very perplexed. Boudreaux then says, "If that surprises you, put your ear to my ankle."

Dr. Coullion puts his ear to Boudreaux's ankle and hears oh so faintly, "Come on, can I have twenty bucks, just twenty bucks?"

Dr. Coullion then stands up and says, "Well, I can make just one conclusion. Your leg is broke in three places."



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