I've been reading the posts from people who,like me, are in a bad place right now and remembered a very funny true story, so I thought i'd share.
My mum's friend, an avid gardener, also a bit ditzy went to her local plant nursery for some advice.
She walked up to the young man behind the counter and said "I wonder if you could help me, my clitoris is drooping". The young man looked quite taken aback but polite informed her that he didn't think he would be able to assist her with her problem.
She thought that it was quite odd that a place specialising in plants couldn't help her, but she left without argument.
It wasn't until she got to her car that she realised what she had done. Of course, she didn't mean clitoris, she meant clematis.
Needless to say she never returned to that store ever again, but she made the mistake of telling her husband who has now told everyone they know. 8}
I hope this has brightened up your day!