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A little old man............

TeddyDogTTeddyDog Posts: 58
edited 06/11/2012 - 8:43 AM in Lighten and Brighten
A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool.. After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.
The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?'
'No,' he replied, 'Arthritis.'


  • hi there
    thanks for the laugh could use few more of them around here these days..
    hows the family..how ya like being a daddy
    enjoy it know cause soon that cute little baby gonna be a teenagers...boy now those are some hair pulling days..
    take care
    how ya feel good these days
    neck,bone spurs pain started 04, back issues and fusion l4,l5 06~hardware removed.
    good few yrs. 09 pain sharp, numbness feet,legs, diagnosed fibro, neurop. legs.lung issues.
    daily goal do good thing for someone.
  • sunny1966ssunny1966 VIRGINIAPosts: 1,385
    Need more laughs these days.

  • After sitting in one of those crummy dime store chairs at the Knights of Columbus for the Lacrosse banquet last night I can relate.

    Who'd of figured, that sitting in a crappy chair and clapping for hours would hurt so much? My wife is president of the Lax boosters, so we had the high visibility table, I felt like if I didn't clap everyone would notice, after a while I was ready slide under the table and crawl out of there!
  • Just the thought of those dinners causes pain for me. And the chair has nothing to do with it!!
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