Two blondes are racing down a bumpy back road in a pretty beat up car down to a bank they're going to rob.
"Drive slower" pleads the one in the passenger seat, "I don't
want all the nitro in the boot to explode."
"Relax," the driver replies, "even if it did, I've got a spare box
under the seat . . . "
Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?
A: There have been sightings of UFOs.
Q: What do you call a swimming pool full of blondes?
A: Frosted Flakes.
Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?
Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?
A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.
NEWSFLASH: Blonde girl fired from Banana plantation for throwing out all the bent ones.
Q: Why couldn't the blonde manage to make Ice-Cubes?
A: She couldn't find the recipe.