There was 3 ladies on an island 1 blonde 1 brunette and a red-head.
The city where they wanted to be was 20 miles away with sea between the the island and the city.
The red-head swam 4 miles and drowned of exhaustion, the brunette swam 10 miles and drowned of exhaustion, the blonde swam 19 miles, got tired, and swam back!!
Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A: On the back she saw "911" and thought it was a Porsche.
Q: What does Star Trek's Dr Bones McCoy say before he performs brain surgery on a blonde?
A: Space. The final frontier..........
Q: What did the blond do when she missed the 66 Bus?
A: She took the 33 bus twice instead.
Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes Twinkle?
A: You shine a torchlight in her ear.
Q: Did you hear about the blond Bear?
A: Got stuck in a hunter's trap, chewed off it's 2 paws and 1 leg, and was still stuck.
Q: How does a stereotypical blonde spell Farm?
It's with great tragedy that I report my blonde next door neighbour tried to kill her toy poodle.
She tried putting batteries in it.
To amuse a Blonde for hours, give her a sheet of paper with 'Please turn over' scribbled on both sides.
A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of world capitals. She proudly says, "Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them."
A friend says, "OK, what's the capital of London?"
The blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy: L."