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Got some spare change?

NumbskullNNumbskull Posts: 1,526
edited 06/11/2012 - 8:49 AM in Lighten and Brighten
A woman seemed sheepish as she visited her gynecologist.

"Come now," coaxed the doctor, "you've been seeing me
for years. There's nothing you can't tell me."

"This one's kind of strange," the woman said.

"Let me be the judge of that," the doctor replied.

"Well," she said, "yesterday I went to the bathroom in the morning and heard a plink-plink-plink

in the toilet. When I looked down, the water was full of pennies."

"I see," commented the doctor calmly.

"That afternoon, I went to the bathroom again and, plink-plink-plink,

there were nickels in the bowl," the woman continued.

"That night," she went on, "I went again, and plink-plink-plink,

there were dimes. This morning, there were quarters!"

"You've got to tell me what's wrong with me!" she implored.

"I'm scared out of my wits!"

The gynecologist put a comforting hand on her shoulder.

"There, there, it's nothing to be scared about," he said.

(Ready for this?)

"You're simply going through the change.



APROUD CANADIANveteranButNOTa doctor, my thoughts are my own
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