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The Pet's Peeves

NumbskullNNumbskull Posts: 1,526
edited 06/11/2012 - 8:49 AM in Lighten and Brighten

'1' Blaming your farts on me... not funny... not funny at all!!!

'2' Yelling at me for barking. I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG

'3' Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?

'4' Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose. Stop it!

'5' The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.

'6' Taking me to the vet for 'the big snip', then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!

'7’ Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.

'8' Dog sweaters. Hello ??? Haven't you noticed the fur?

'9' How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth. You're just jealous.

Now lay off me on some of these things. We both know who's boss here! You don't see me picking up your poop do you?

Every dog has his day.

A dog always offers unconditional love, but cats have to think about it!!
APROUD CANADIANveteranButNOTa doctor, my thoughts are my own


  • dilaurodilauro ConnecticutPosts: 9,842
    Being a dog-lover , each one of those are so very true.

    Thanks for making me smile!
    Ron DiLauro Spine-Health System Administrator
    I am not a medical professional. I comment on personal experiences
    You can email me at: rdilauro@veritashealth.com
  • Kelly,

    That is to funny, sense I just took the dog out and of course she wants to sniff, hello, Sable it is cold outside. I sing the song to her baby it is cold outside I really don't want to go outside. Some how she just doesn't get the meaning it has for me.
  • i agree with all those, cept the clothes, lol

    i really dislike it when pple do that fake throw to dogs, talk about mixed messages

  • I only counted 9 things on a list of 10. What's 10???
  • and oh, so true!! Thanks Kelly...

  • LizLiz Posts: 7,832
    So funny and so true Kelly, great humour thank you

    Liz, Spine-health Moderator

    Spinal stenosis since 1995
    Lumber decompression surgery S1 L5-L3[1996]
    Cervical stenosis, so far avoided surgery
  • thanks kelly
    for the laugh

    laughter's the best medicine
    see ya in chat later
    neck,bone spurs pain started 04, back issues and fusion l4,l5 06~hardware removed.
    good few yrs. 09 pain sharp, numbness feet,legs, diagnosed fibro, neurop. legs.lung issues.
    daily goal do good thing for someone.
  • LOL, I just noticed there was only 9. Went back to the e-mail that I copied it from, it didn't have "10" either

    If you could make up a "10", what would it be?

    Mine would be: If you let me sit in your lap when I was a puppy, then don't be surprised if I jump up on your lap now (even if I weigh over 50 lbs) lol
    APROUD CANADIANveteranButNOTa doctor, my thoughts are my own
  • I like the dog sweaters for the little puppy in the winter. Maybe they would need one? I don't have a dog but used to and really miss the daily walks. I tried putting my cat on a leash and she wanted no part of that...Charry
    DDD of lumbar spine with sciatica to left hip,leg and foot. L4-L5 posterior disc bulge with prominent facets, L5-S1 prominent facets with a posterior osteocartilaginous bar. Mild bilateral foraminal narrowing c-spine c4-c7 RN
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