Man walks into a bar and demands "Six beers and make it quick" As soon as the bartender has poured the first beer the man drinks it straight back in one gulp, slams the glass down and picks up the next beer and so on until all six have been drunk.
"Boy you sure drank those quick" remarks the bartender. "Well so would you if you had what I've got" says the man. "What HAVE you got?" aks the bartender, somewhat concerned. "A nickel" replies the man.
I'm not young enough to know everything - Oscar Wilde