Whilst I was doing a medication detox (a euphemism for 3 weeks of hell), I went for a walk in the hospital gardens.
An elderly gentleman approached me and asked why I was using a walking stick. So, I told him my story of having to have 6 x spinal surgeries and probably another on the cards.
He looked at me and said "what's the difference between God and a doctor?"
"God doesn't think he's a doctor."
I had a chuckle.
More titanium steel in me than a modern car.....