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Girl's Night Out

EwaightEEwaight Posts: 250
edited 06/11/2012 - 8:19 AM in Lighten and Brighten
Two women friends, Barbie and Baby Doll had gone for a “girl’s night out.” They both were very faithful, loving wives…however, they had gotten a bit over enthusiastic about the Cosmos and Margaritas.
Incredibly drunk and walking home, they both needed to pee, so they stopped in a cemetery. One had nothing to wipe with so she decided to take off her panties and use them. Her friend, however, was wearing expensive panties and didn’t want to ruin them…luckily she had squatted next to a grave that had a fresh wreath with a ribbon on it… so she proceeded to wipe with that.
After the girls completed their business they continued on toward home.
The following day, one of the husbands was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed and hung over. He phoned the other husband, and said “These girls’ nights out have got to stop! I’m starting to suspect the worst! My wife came home with no panties!!
“That’s nothing!” said the other husband, “mine came back with a card stuck to her butt that read:


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