Not "cramps" as in that time of the month. It feels like a muscle cramp, and it's going down from slightly above my hips on the outer side, down across the front, right about the pubic bone on both sides. It's tightest right above the pubic bone.
I had surgery in that region in 2012, and 4 months later my back went out. I'm never sure ifthis pain is musculoskeletal and related to my nerve pain or if it's because of the surgery and scarring or whatever.
Anyway, whenever I sneeze I get sharp cramping feeling pains in the same spot. Usually it goes away after 10 minutes. This time I sneezed and both sides locked up and it's been over 24 hours. I can barely walk, every movement hurts, and even inhaling a lungful is painful.
I'm reluctant to go to the ER because I'll sit there for 12 hours (typical there) and I doubt they'll be able to do anything about it (unless there is some magic injection they can give me in that spot to make the muscles relax).
I've tried smoking pot (which usually helps my back cramps) and taking my prescribed muscle relaxers in double the dose and neither has helped. I tried a heating pad, warm bath, and walking around and stretching as much as I could tolerate.
Does anyone know what this is and how to treat it?