A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what?" says the 6 year old. "I think it's about time we started cussing."
The 4 year old nods his head in approval.
The 6 year old continues, "When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with hell and you say something with ass." The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
When their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios."
WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. His mom locks him in his room and shouts, "You can stay there until I let you out!"
She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?"
“I don't know”, he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat ass it won't be Cheerios!"
Cervical myelopathy, 14 surgeries to date, Severe OA, bilateral knee replacements, DDD, 13 MRI’s, 6 sets of spinal cortisone procedures and dozens of cortisone shots in other areas for OA. Right resection of A-C joint surgery is upcoming (left was done 12 years ago, by far the most painful of all my surgeries).
Oh that is too funny.................
So Live Your Life And Live It Well . There's Not Much Left Of Me To Tell , I Just Got Back Up Each Time I Fell!!!!
6\2007 MRI...C4-C5 Disc Degeneration..C5-C6 Central disc protusion effacing the ventral aspect of the thecal sac..right foraminal encroachment. C6-C7 Osteophytes.7\2007 ACDF C5-C6 with Titanium Plate and Screws..Donor Bone..Bone Spurs Removed. 11\2007 Diagnosed with Fibromyalgia and RLS. 1\2008 MRI..Scoliosis of the Lower Thoracic. 5\2008-6\2008...Medial Branch Blocks and Ablation.
7\2008..Myelogram..C4-C5 Disc Degeneration with Disc Bulge\Herniation..C6-C7 Broad Based Disc Bulge\Herniation..Tune into tomorrow for the next episode of....10\2008...UPDATE:First time having a Pain Management Doctor and I am trying a different medicine regime , waiting to see what will happen next!!!!!!
For Ben....Rest In Peace My Friend....We Love You and Miss You!!!!!!
Oh I so needed that today. Thanks Paul.
That was so funny! I had to share it with the espousa!
Terrie