October 18, 2009 - 9:39pm
kinda funny.
The new priest is nervous about hearing confessions, so he asks the older priest to sit in on his sessions. The new priest hears a couple of confessions, then the old priest asks him to step out of the confessional for a few suggestions.
The old priest suggests, "Cross your arms over your chest, and rub your chin with one hand ...and try saying things like 'yes, I see,' and 'yes, go on,' and 'I understand.'..."
The new priest crosses his arms, rubs his chin with one hand and repeats all the suggested remarks to the old priest.
The old priest says,... "Now, don't you think that's a little better than slapping your knee and saying, 'No shit!!! What happened next'?"
Sending this to me 80 year old Catholic Grandma, she will laugh so hard over this!
"If you ever need holding, call my name, I'll be there. If you ever need holding, no holding back, I'll see you through..." Jackson Browne, whose poetry in lyrics and music have seen me through so many years.
ACDF C5-6 October 4, 2010
Go to church more often if I got the young priests version
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