May 20, 2009 - 11:33pm
Moles
A mama mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole all live in a little mole hole.
One day the papa mole sticks his head out of the hole, sniffs the air and says, "Yum! I smell maple syrup!" The mama mole sticks her head out of the hole, sniffs the air and says "Yum! I smell honey!"
The baby mole tries to stick his head out of the hole to sniff the air, but can't because the bigger moles are in the way so he says, "Geez, all I can smell is.... molasses!
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*I have severe scoliosis, 8 bulging discs, 5 bones spurs, disc dessecation, spinal stenosis, ankliospondiolosis, and nerve damage*
That's funny.
I hope I can remember that one when I get home. My boyz will love it!
JEAUX - I am not a medical professional. BUT, I DID stay in a Holiday Inn last week...
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