Lighten and Brighten
Posted on: Wed, 10/15/2008 - 20:53
NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN

ALL ARE WELCOME
OPEN TO MEN ONLY
Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants
The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:
DAY ONE
HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS
Step by step guide with slide presentation
TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON HOLDERS?
Roundtable discussion
DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR
Practicing with hamper (pictures and graphics)
DISHES & SILVERWARE; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
Debate among a panel of experts
LOSS OF VIRILITY
Losing the remote control to your significant other – help line and support groups
LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming – open forum
DAY TWO
EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THE BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?
Group discussion and role-play
HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
PowerPoint presentation
REAL MAN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Real life testimonial from the one man who did
IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulation
LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER
Online class and role-playing
HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques
REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU’RE GOING TO BE LATE
Bring your calendar or PDA to class
GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME
Individual counselors available


Posted on: Wed, 10/15/2008 - 21:02 #1
HEY!! HEY!!

OK....

HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION:
1.give her credit card
2.give her car keys
3.fake crippling injury and stay home

Posted on: Wed, 10/15/2008 - 21:11 #2
Or big screen tv's, couches,

Or big screen tv's, couches, and samples at the end in every section Plus the credit card. of course.

Posted on: Wed, 10/15/2008 - 21:20 #3
For you

my dear, I would have them open the store on Christmas Day if thats what you wanted....

Posted on: Wed, 10/15/2008 - 21:24 #4
Amzzing what tv and food

Amzzing what tv and food will make a guy offer, makes you wonder if a girl offered....

Posted on: Thu, 10/16/2008 - 06:52 #5
lol

tv and food never crossed my mind, dear...

Posted on: Thu, 10/16/2008 - 14:39 #6
Are the classes filled yet?

I was looking at the Course Agenda. I just wanted to make sure I had all the necessary pre-requisites to be able to take this course.
I was wondering, do you have any follow on courses that could be done over a span of 4 days or more? There is an awful lot of material that is being covered with that agenda.

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Posted on: Fri, 10/17/2008 - 08:51 #7
re: Domestically Whipped...

dilauro wrote:
I was looking at the Course Agenda. I just wanted to make sure I had all the necessary pre-requisites to be able to take this course.
I was wondering, do you have any follow on courses that could be done over a span of 4 days or more? There is an awful lot of material that is being covered with that agenda.

4 days? This is a 4 year degree course. And when you pass you have a BS in Domestically Whipped... Hypnotized Laughing

Oh and as for the toilet seat thing. Yes I left it up. You gals don't like that. Then pull it down. There is a video on how to operate it. Sticking out tongue If you want the seat down all the time. Don't whine if my aim isn't so good Rolling On The Floor

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Never mind world peace. How about using your turn signals !!!