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How Many Women Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

jeauxbertjjeauxbert Posts: 926
edited 06/11/2012 - 7:22 AM in Lighten and Brighten
Q: How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

Woman's Answer: One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER PICKS UP OR CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES THE TOILET PAPER ROLL!! ~X( X(

I'm sorry. What was the question? 8}
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  • Well, that must be where you get your bright, electrifying personality?

    :))

    And, actually, I was not trying to insult anyone. I get a little..... miffed? at the fact that I basically do everything at my house. I wake up everyone; cook the breakfast; clean the kitchen; fix the dinner, clean the kitchen, take out the trash - and even bring it to the road on pick up day.... And I take full credit for that, because I've basically spoiled everyone....

    I actually stopped doing the laundry. I only do my clothes (because of the office attire, my outfits have to be washed in a special way... well, ok - I am just OCD and WANT them washed a certain way....); but everyone else is on their own. AND, my 16 year old has started unloading/re-loading the dishwasher.

    But, really, the phone calls during the day (during summer vacation) were priceless "Mom, how do I wash clothes?" or "Mom, where do we keep the vacuum cleaner?" "Where's such and such...." and "How do I.....?"

    Jeaux

  • There is a valid reason why men ask us where things are located and we can go right to it. The uterus is a tracking device!!
    =)) =)) =))
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  • I know but those smileys just crack me up!!!

  • Wow.

    First off - I am sorry I offended anyone....

    This was in the LIGHTEN AND BRIGHTEN forum... I thought people would get a kick out of it; or at least bring a smile to someone's face....

    As much as I hate to admit it, I guess I'm NOT funny all the time... :''( :O

    CGB728 - sorry I angered you.

    EWAIGHT - The smileys crack me up too!

    Uh... Hey did you hear the one about my Unlce Boudreaux? (just kidding...)

    Peace everyone.... Okay?

    Jeaux :SS
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  • So THAT's why it's so dark in here....
  • My anger was not real anger... it was "Lighten & Brighten" anger. If I had really been angry I would have started a rant or something. It takes more than that to tick me off.

    I'm sorry I gave that implication. No hard feelings?

    >:D<
  • why am I just now seeing this? Oh but that is too funny and oh so true...... =)) =)) =)) Thanks for posting , I needed a good laugh this morning.... :D
  • Do we have extra light bulbs? I thought they came with the house!!! =)) :)) 8}
  • Tom , you silly goose.... :))
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