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Have You Got Room For ONE More?

jeauxbertjjeauxbert Posts: 926
edited 06/11/2012 - 7:22 AM in Lighten and Brighten
A man checks into an hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely. He thought, I'll call one of those girls you see advertised on the cabs. image:)" alt=">:)" height="20" />

As luck would have it, he had to use a cab for his business meeting that day and saw an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs..... well, you get the picture! He copied the phone number and returned to his hotel.

When back in the room he figures, what the heck, give her a call...

'Hello,' the woman says......... God, she sounded sexy.
'Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and Iwant it now. Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night; tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything you want! Now, how does that sound?'

She says, 'That sounds fantastic, but you need to press 9 for an outside line." #o
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  • A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly
    speak.
    After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done.
    The monsignor replied, 'When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip.'

    So next Sunday he took the monsignor's advice.

    At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink.

    He proceeded to talk up a storm.
    Upon his return to his office after the mass, he found the
    following
    note on the door:

    1) Sip the vodka, don't gulp.

    2) There are 10 commandments, not 12.

    3) There are 12 disciples, not 10.

    4) Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.

    5) Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass.

    6) We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C.

    7) The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior, and the spook.

    8) David slew Goliath; he did not kick the shit out of him.

    9) When David was hit by a rock and was knocked off his donkey, don't say he was stoned off his ass.

    10)We do not refer to the cross as the 'Big T.'

    11)When Jesus broke the bread at the last supper he said, 'Take this and eat it for it is my body.' He did not say 'Eat me'.

    12)The Virgin Mary is not called 'Mary with the Cherry'..

    13)The recommended grace before a meal is not: Rub-A-Dub-Dub
    thanks for the grub, Yeah God.

    14)Next Sunday there will be a taffy pulling contest at St.
    Peter's not a peter pulling contest at St. Taffy's.

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    Man, i would have loved to been at that sermon!
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