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I'm trying hard but have failed to explain to our cat that I cannot make the outside less cold and I cannot make winter go away. She keeps asking to go outside so she can prowl, pounce and play but as soon as I open the door she looks out and then gives me a look that says something like "No, not THAT door. The one that opens to summertime, warm weather, crickets and fun. Try it one more time, human. I know you can do it. I've seen you open it before."
I'm failing my cat.