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cat lovers..help!

William GarzaWilliam Garza TexasPosts: 3,372
edited 06/11/2012 - 7:23 AM in Lighten and Brighten
my Nieghbors cat has officially adopted me. ya know how i know? when you can pick up poochie kittie and they let you roll them over and ruuuubbbb their tuumy!...without the 8 claw buzzsaw and teeth making intimate aquaintance with arm/face/finger skin!
So any way, my neighbors lazy furbag of a purrrrrr-rrrrbox has decided ime good enough to let me rrrrruuuub on her tail root so she can tippy toe with tail pointed to sky and purring at full throttle,that cat musta been a harley in a past life,bring her up close and she'll rattle your eyballs and make your ears vibrate!
so..
What does this make her?
My cat in law?
My step kitty?
?
my common law cat?
am i a gaurdian to this furry bundle of feline?
am i her purr sancho? only to come around late at night to get her fix? whats that song?some thing some thing but ime not a dweeb low self esteem or something like that?
ya she ME-oows at the top of her furry lungs till i come out bearing a saucer of milk to her highness, and after shedding amazing amounts of long black and white fur,all over me of course, and the obligatory chin- ear- tail- scratch ..she leaves. apparently this human slave to kittie is only wanted for my fingers.
but,? its ok..when it comes to furry felines in a felonios friendship of finger scratches and fine combs to make kitty purr and feel fine?
so as an adoptee of a fine furry example of free roaming feline..i salute all you other pet taker care ovvers!
William Garza
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  • If you keep giving her the milk she is gonna like you....here is a funny cat video... http://video.aol.com/video/reporter-with-cat/1882696?icid=100214839x1209213907x1200503514
  • hiya, Cats own you , you dont own a cat, they do decide who they like and dislike. And that furry little friend as adopted you as a parent lol, Good Luck ! =))
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  • start giving kitty water instead of milk and she wiil prolly only visit on the weekends. patsy
  • has you trained well....they always do.... ;)) Amazing how such a small animal can make a grown adult cater to their every whim.... :))(
  • this adult :)
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  • I have 3 cats and they are all different. The kitties were all strays and alone and I had to rescue them. That kitty is lucky to have a couple people care for her and treat her well. >:D< ..jade
  • just have not met the right cat yet............ ;))
  • ya think? :?
  • you tried dissolving some potassium hydroxide in the milk? As soon as that K0H hits that acid in kitties tummy....hmm, watch-out, you're in for a show! image:)" alt=">:)" height="20" />
  • Ben you're a meanie!

    My Klyde would melt your heart!
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