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Church Bulletin Bloopers!

snookiessnookie Posts: 359
edited 06/11/2012 - 7:23 AM in Lighten and Brighten
This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North
ends of the Church. Children will be baptized at both ends.

Tuesday at 4 P.M. there will be an ice cream social. Will
ladies giving milk, please come early.

Wednesday The Ladies Literary Society will meet. Mrs.
Johns will sing 'Put Me In My Little Bed' accompanied by
the Pastor.

Thursday at 5 P.M. there will be a meeting of the Little
Mothers Club. All wishing to become Little Mothers, please
meet the Minister in his study.

This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Jackson to
come forward and lay an egg on the altar.

The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind.
They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.

This evening at 7 P.M. there will be a hymn sing in the
park across from the Church. Please bring a blanket and
come prepared to sin.

Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10 A.M.
All ladies are invited to lunch in the fellowship Hall after
the B. S. is done.

A songfest was hell in the Church Wednesday Morning.

The rosebud on the altar this morning is to announce the
birth of David, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Adams.

The Associate Minister unveiled the Church's new tithing
campaign slogan last Sunday: 'I Upped My Pledge--Up
Yours.'
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Comments

  • sometimes, when im in need of a giggle i just read one of your sillys, ps you seem to be someone i know, her hubby calls her snookie or snookems, this couldn't be you could it? patsy
  • funny- =)) My sister calls her husband snookums and don't know where she got that name..?..She also calls him tink which in my opinion is a nice way of saying stinker.. :? jade
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