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20 signs that you have grown-up

AnonymousUserAAnonymousUser Posts: 49,578
edited 06/11/2012 - 7:23 AM in Lighten and Brighten
1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.

2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.

3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.

6. You watch the Weather Channel.

7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.

8. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."

9. You're the one calling the police because those damn kids next door won't turn down the stereo.

10. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.

11. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.

12. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

13. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.

14. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.

15. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."

16. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.

17. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, I'm never going to drink that much again."

18. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.

19. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.

20. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old ass.


  • I guess im all grown up.....patsy
  • Ozzy Osbourne in an elevator the other day...wtf???
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  • oh noooo...now just gettin old..way past grown-up. (|: jade
  • refuse to grow up.............. :P
  • In the elevator!?!?! That's awesome!

    Okay, so what does it mean if I can agree with a lot of the list but not all?

    Over here, we do know what time Taco Bell closes and my hubby and I sometimes eat breakfast food before bed.
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  • I'm with you, H, somewhere in the middle there...keepin the dream alive!!! I think I've bought all 4 of those items within the last 2 months...what does that mean???
    I do feel old when I see some of the stuff kids are wearing these days (how old does that sound?? LOL!) But whats funny is that at first it looks ridiculous, and then it becomes couture, and then I find some version of it in my closet...;)
  • dilaurodilauro ConnecticutPosts: 11,348
    I am never going to grow up.
    If I ever did, that would mean I would have to become an adult
    Hmmm, not sure if I qualify for that.
    But, Ben, the sad part is that I can relate to almost everyone of the items you posted.
    Wait, its 8:30pm, isnt it bedtime?
    Nite all
    Ron DiLauro Veritas-Health Forums Manager
    I am not a medical professional. I comment on personal experiences
    You can email me at: rdilauro@veritashealth.com
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