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My Flat Tire Experience...

jeauxbertjjeauxbert Posts: 926
edited 06/11/2012 - 7:25 AM in Lighten and Brighten
Yesterday I had a flat tire on the interstate. So I ease my car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully get out of the car and open the trunk.

I took out 2 cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my car facing oncoming traffic. They look so lifelike you wouldn't believe! They are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies and private parts to the
approaching drivers.

But to my surprise, cars start slowing down looking at my lifelike men. And of course, traffic starts backing up. Everybody is tooting their horns and waving like crazy. It wasn't long before a state trooper pulls up behind me.

He gets out of his car and starts walking towards me. I could tell he was not a happy camper!

'What's going on here?'

'My car has a flat tire', I said calmly.

'Well, what the hell are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the road?'






I couldn't believe that he didn't know. So I told him, 'Helloooooo, those are my emergency flashers!'

=)) =)) =)) =)) =))

Jeaux

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Comments

  • OMG....... :))( That has got to be the funniest thing I have heard. You made my day!!!!
  • =)) =)) That's cute. Charry
    DDD of lumbar spine with sciatica to left hip,leg and foot. L4-L5 posterior disc bulge with prominent facets, L5-S1 prominent facets with a posterior osteocartilaginous bar. Mild bilateral foraminal narrowing c-spine c4-c7 RN
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