Welcome, Friend!

It looks like you're new here. If you want to get involved, click one of these buttons!

advertisement
advertisement
Protect anonymity
We strongly suggest that members do not include their email addresses. Once that is published , your email address is available to anyone on the internet , including hackers.

Notice
All discussions and comments that contain an external URL will be automatically moved to the spam queue. No external URL pointing to a medical web site is permitted. Forum rules also indicate that you need prior moderator approval. If you are going to post an external URL, contact one of the moderators to get their approval.
There are no medical professionals on this forum side of the site. Therefore, no one is capable or permitted to provide any type of medical advice.
This includes any analysis, interpretation, or advice based on any diagnostic test

The main site has all the formal medical articles and videos for you to research on.
advertisement

Santa Can't Possibly Be a Man

AnonymousUserAAnonymousUser Posts: 49,578
edited 06/11/2012 - 7:26 AM in Lighten and Brighten
8>
1. Men can't pack a bag.
2. Men would rather be dead than caught wearing red velvet.
3. Men would feel their masculinity is threatened having to be seen with all those elves.
4.Men don't answer their mail.
5. Men would refuse to allow their physique to be described even in jest as anything remotely resembling a "bowl full of jelly".
6. Men are not interested in stockings.
7. Finally, being responsible for Christmas would require a commitment.

I can buy the fact that other mythical holiday characters are men....

Father Time shows up once a year unshaven and looking ominous. Definite guy.

Cupid flies around carrying weapons.

Uncle Sam is a politician who likes to point fingers.

Any one of these individuals could pass the testosterone screening test. But not St. Nick. Not a chance. As long as we have each other, good will, peace on earth, faith, and Nat King Cole's version of "The Christmas Song" it probably makes little difference what gender Santa is.

I JUST WISH SHE WOULD QUIT DRESSING LIKE A GUY!

Happy Jesus' Birthday and a better year ahead for all of us.
advertisement

Comments

  • And blessings to you and yours as well!
  • I like stockings and I am a guy.

    ;)

    Cheers, Mate
  • advertisement
  • this really made me laugh and smile =D>
    thank you for sharing!
    Indeed Happy Birthday Jesus!
  • And of course now I will be emailing all of my friends this one!
advertisement
Sign In or Register to comment.