Friend of mine, at age 12, went in for surgery. His dad (a big man) paced the floors, with furrowed brow.
The doctor came out after the surgery was complete to see him pacing...practically wearing a hole in the rug.
So..to have a little fun..the Surgeon called him over and said..."Mr. Wallace...It's a Boy!!"
Without missing a beat, Mr. Wallace glared down at the doc and responded: "Dang Sure better be...that's what I sent in there!"
- L5/S1 Hernia/fusion surgery set for Thursdy 11/17/11