If anyone hasn't seen "THE BEAST" lately, there's a reasonable explanation for this. He has been alive and well living here with me for almost 2 weeks now. When he first showed up, I recognized him and knew him well, I just said, "hello and asked him how long he would be staying this time?" I guess he's gonna let me know on that, because he's still here this morning!!
I can't get a minute of privacy for him, he's right with me in everything I try to do. I can't even go to the bathroom without him going with me. I went to Ohio last weekend and he went too, in fact he sat right in the front seat with me, he was constantly poking me in my rear-end, he was squeezing my legs, causing numbness and tingling, he must of also came armed with a hot poker because he was constantly sticking it to the top of my thigh and groin area.
When I try to lay down to go to sleep, he decides it's not time for sleep because he wakes me up and wants me to get up and sit up with him or walk around the house, which I do, because I try to be accommodating, thinking if I'm kind enough and don't show too much stress and aggravation, he will leave.
Mornings, when I get up, evidently he doesn't sleep in because by the time I open my eyes he has already been messing around, by tying these awesome knots in my spine, and the second my feet touch the floor he stabs me in my legs, more so in my right one!! He insist that my right leg, from the knee down, stays at least 10 degrees colder than my left one. He reminds me to go ahead and take my morning meds or he will get really angry and do things to me that I'd rather not experience.
He's such a boring houseguest because while he's here he doesn't allow many fun things, he tries to control my mind by making me think about him too much, anything I try to do he sneaks in my head and reminds me that he's still here!! He doesn't like it when I try to take a walk, he will insist my legs start aching so badly that I have to come home and sit down or lean over my bar for relief. I try to make him leave by using my ice packs, rice socks, heating pads, laying or sitting down, stretching, hot soaks, and walking even though this seems to make him the angriest!! He just wont go!!
Any other ideas on how to get rid of this unwanted houseguest aka, "THE BEAST"???