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Tha BIIRRRDS... are staring at me

William GarzaWilliam Garza TexasPosts: 2,402
edited 06/11/2012 - 8:30 AM in Lighten and Brighten
There i was sitting on the bus bench eating my bean and cheese taco and i hear this eary eeeeeeppp.
gooey cheeze is strung out between the aformantioned taco and me and again a chirruping comes from behind me...
up comes stalking quiet and vaugely raptor like...
and about 2 or 300 of his compadres,and all that stands betweenthe taco and them...
is me.
ohh my GOD!
in a wee small voice whispering
theres so many of them
add in the sound effects from the movie
as one of the lead henchbirds eyes me evily
his second in command henchbird drops a menacing poo, shades of dirty windshields past!

well me" ide performed spiney foo upon their unsuspecting feathered souls. I wobbled menacingly up and went and threw the wrappers away, although not without a warning stare from henchbirds one and two.
Ime being watched from above now....
have a goodern CARRY ON!
William Garza
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  • dilaurodilauro ConnecticutPosts: 9,859

    By any chance was any of the birds staring at you from their right eye? That has more significance if they had stared at you from their left eye.

    You are fine, that is unless the birds all starting to sit on electrical wires and look down on you and the moment you moved, they sort of all got up together...

    Mr Hitchcock, where are you? Melanie Daniels has been asking
    Ron DiLauro Spine-Health System Administrator
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  • I laughed reading this. I too was almost overridden by swans at the Island one year, I just through the food at them to escape. lol Charry
    DDD of lumbar spine with sciatica to left hip,leg and foot. L4-L5 posterior disc bulge with prominent facets, L5-S1 prominent facets with a posterior osteocartilaginous bar. Mild bilateral foraminal narrowing c-spine c4-c7 RN
  • came from henchbirds No.1 LEFT EYE... his little black and white body was turned in the classic Louis Lamoure gunfighter style. Hechbird No. 2 was 1 of the sneeky avians
    trying to come from my line of vision.
    it was the other dozen or so birds sitting behind the bench that worried me, as ya know the laughing gull is the bain of coastal citys, their ummm output of sound and ahhh other byproducts are legendary.

    never ever feed one, ALLL of his cadre will decend on you like the seventh seal and never leave you alone... they have memories, these featherd critters as well as some kind of ability to call every avian for miles around,
    whats that?
    that one is tapping its beak against the glass..
    dang and it aint even halloween yet!
    carry on!
    William Garza
    Spine-Health Mod

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