The OPP are cracking down on speeders heading into Toronto .
For the first offence, they give you 2 Maple leaf tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.
Q. What do you call 30 millionaires around a TV watching the Stanley Cup playoffs ?
A. The Toronto Maple Leafs
Q. What do the Maple Leafs and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".
Q. How do you keep a Toronto maple Leaf out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal net ..
Q. What do you call a Maple Leaf with a Stanley Cup ring?
A. A thief!
Q. How many Maple Leafs does it take to win a Stanley Cup ?
A. Nobody remembers.
Q. What do the Maple Leafs and possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!