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OPP cracking down

snookiessnookie Posts: 359
edited 06/11/2012 - 8:50 AM in Lighten and Brighten
The OPP are cracking down on speeders heading into Toronto .

For the first offence, they give you 2 Maple leaf tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.

Q. What do you call 30 millionaires around a TV watching the Stanley Cup playoffs ?
A. The Toronto Maple Leafs
Q. What do the Maple Leafs and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".
Q. How do you keep a Toronto maple Leaf out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal net ..
Q. What do you call a Maple Leaf with a Stanley Cup ring?
A. A thief!
Q. How many Maple Leafs does it take to win a Stanley Cup ?
A. Nobody remembers.

Q. What do the Maple Leafs and possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!



  • Hey, I'm a hockey fan and I loved your post! Thanks a heap!
    Red Wing Country
  • I stopped watching hockey a long time ago. If the Leafs ever get better I'll watch again. It's so discouraging but cute jokes! I don't wear my Maple Leaf shirt I don't want to be laughed at!
    DDD of lumbar spine with sciatica to left hip,leg and foot. L4-L5 posterior disc bulge with prominent facets, L5-S1 prominent facets with a posterior osteocartilaginous bar. Mild bilateral foraminal narrowing c-spine c4-c7 RN
  • ROFL Snookie that was too funny!!! Of course, I have lots of friends who are die-hard Leafs fans, and I'm sending this to all of them, hehehe
    APROUD CANADIANveteranButNOTa doctor, my thoughts are my own
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