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weakbackwweakback Posts: 154
edited 06/11/2012 - 8:19 AM in Lighten and Brighten
Irish Gas Station

Taking a wee break from the golf course,
Tiger Woods drives his new Mercedes into
An Irish gas station.

An attendant greets him in typical Irish
Manner, unaware who the golf pro is...
'Top O' the mornin to ya'.

As Tiger gets out of the car, two tees
Fall out of his pocket.

'So what are those things, laddie?'
Asks the attendant.

They're called tees,' replies Tiger.

'And what would ya be usin 'em for, now?'
Inquir es the Irishman.

'Well, they're for resting my balls on when
I drive,' replies Tiger.

'Aw, Jaysus, Mary an' Joseph!' exclaims
The Irish attendant. 'Those fellas at
Mercedes think of everything.'


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