May have posted this one before but hey.......
Tracy and Sharon walking home drunk after a night out, both desperate to pee, lets go in this graveyard said Tracy, Ok said Sharon but I have no tissue, I'm just going to use my panties and then throw them away said Tracy, I'm not said Sharon they're brand new. So, she fumbled around and found some ribbon off an old wreath....and off they went home.
The next day their husbands were in the pub chatting, I don't know what Tracy got up to last night but she came home with no panties on, said the first husband, thats nothing said the other husband, I found a card stuck in Sharon's butt saying "We really going to miss you, The London Fire Brigade"
It's Robbie (I'm back)