A doctor dies and of course goes to hell.
The devil says you have a choice between spending eternity in one of the next 2 places...
Door #1: Medical Records, with the clerk chasing him to sign (and date and time!!) all his orders.
Door#2: The Emergency Department, everybody's a Code Blue.
So the doctor sees another door down the way with a doctor sitting in a chair at a desk with one nurse rubbing his shoulders and another bringing coffee, and he asks, "well what about that one??"
The devil replies, "Oh no, that's nurse's hell."