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What a girl wants

EwaightEEwaight Posts: 250
edited 06/11/2012 - 7:22 AM in Lighten and Brighten
A woman is sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, middle-aged man enters.

He is so striking that the woman can not take her eyes off him. The man notices her overly attentive stares and walks directly toward her.

Before she can offer her apologies for rudely staring he leans over and whispers, “I’ll do anything, absolutely anything that you want me to do for $20… But, on one condition.”

Flabbergasted, the woman asks what the condition is.

The man replies, “You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words.”

The woman considers his proposition for a moment and then removes a $20 bill from her purse, which she presses into the man’s hand along with her address.

She then looks deeply into his eyes, and slowly, and meaningfully says, “Clean my house!”

=)) =)) =))

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Comments

  • bad girl! :D
  • THAT'S PRICELESS!
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  • smart girl
  • very smart girl indeed..... =D>
  • For my house to be cleaned....and throw in a 12 pack too 8>
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  • wow, I need to go to that bar. I sure could use help.
    "Mop my Floors". my 3 words...Or better yet "Pay my Bills"... :))) jade
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