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upcoming stock mergers

tamtamttamtam Posts: 2,748
edited 06/11/2012 - 7:23 AM in Water Cooler
Mergers to watch for before you invest.

Investment tips for 2008 for all of you with money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get on the ground floor and and make BIG bucks.

Merrill lynch will join bank of America

Watch for these consolidations in 208

1.) Hale business systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fueller Brush and W.R. Grace CO will merge and become Hale Mary Fuller Grace.

2.) Polygram records, Warner bros and Zesta Crackers join forces to become: Poly warner cracker.

3.) 3m will merge with goodyear and become: MMMGood

4.) Zippo Manufacturing, Audio Motors, Dofasco and Dakota Mining will merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa

5.) FedEx is expected to join its competitor, Ups and become: Fedup

6.) Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell computers will become: Fairwell Honey

7.) Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: Pouponpants

8.) Knotts Berry farms and the National Organization of women will become: Knott now

and finally

9.) Victoria's Secrets and Smith and Wesson will merge under the new name: TittyTitt bangbang
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Comments

  • =)) 8} Gotta laugh..Charry
    DDD of lumbar spine with sciatica to left hip,leg and foot. L4-L5 posterior disc bulge with prominent facets, L5-S1 prominent facets with a posterior osteocartilaginous bar. Mild bilateral foraminal narrowing c-spine c4-c7 RN
  • Tam, I needed a good laugh. Thanks!
    cindy
    Surviving chronic pain one day at a time, praying for a reprieve because living another 40 years like this doesn't sound too fun!
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  • great list tamtam, i really enjoy the laugh it gave me. thanxs.
    God bless all
    kc
  • needed the laugh.. :))( :))( jade
  • I might as well laugh some more, as my portfolio sure has become a matter for laughter.

    =))
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