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Girls nite out

AnonymousUserAAnonymousUser Posts: 49,900
edited 06/11/2012 - 8:24 AM in Lighten and Brighten

Cuckoo!

Why Females Should Avoid A Girls Night Out After They Are Married...

The other night I was invited out for a night with the
'girls.' I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I
promise!' Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too
easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway
started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would
probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.
I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a
quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him.
(Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos
=MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I
told him 'MIDNIGHT'... he didn't seem pissed off in the least. Whew, I
got away with that one!
Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.' When I asked him
why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then
said 'oh shit.' Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed
another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over
the coffee table and farted
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