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Even when I am in really bad pain ..... mom knows what is best for me, Laughter !!!

weakbackwweakback Posts: 154
edited 06/11/2012 - 8:26 AM in Lighten and Brighten
""the punch line has a bad word in it so I removed a few of the letters use your imagination.
If you are insulted easy do not read this please.""

An Arabic family was considering putting their
grandfather (Abdullah) in a nursing home.

All the Arabic facilities were completely full so they had to put him in an Italian home.
After a few weeks in the Italian facility, they came to visit Grandpa: “How do you like it here?” asks the grandson.

“It's wonderful! Everyone here is so courteous and
respectful”, says grandpa.

“We're so happy for you. We were worried that this
was the wrong place for you. You know, since you are a
little different from everyone else.”

“Oh, no! Let me tell you about how wonderfully they
treat the residents” 'Abdullah says with a big
smile. “There's a musician here, he's 85 years
old. He hasn't played the violin in 20 years and
everyone still calls him 'Maestro'!”

“There is a judge in here, he's 95 years old. He
hasn't been on the bench in 30 years and everyone
still calls him 'Your Honor'! '

“There's a dentist here, 90 years old. He
hasn't fixed a tooth for 25 years and everyone still
calls him Doctor?!”

“And me, I haven't had sex for 35 years and they
still call me 'The F_ _ _ing Arab'”

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